Sword Fight

I’ve learned to expect the unexpected when visiting Matt Beringer’s house. You never know what he’ll build in his backyard or garage next, what will go on fire, and when the weather sucks, there’s no telling what will be brewing to keep the fun alive. 

The last time I found myself at Matt’s it was February 29th. That magical day only happens once every four years, and I imagine just like nights with a full moon, people tend to get a little crazier than normal. Okay, cut to the chase: Matt’s roommate Justin’s sword is in the kitchen and things start getting sliced. A bearded Dave King is in the house and takes control. Step back, these are not professionals. The rest, as you can see, was an explosive good time…

Take that, Oatmeal Creme Pies!

Justin, not satisfied with the sword’s initial performance on packaged dessert treats, tends to the blade. 

Orange juice works well for medium-sized blobs. Dave King with a perfect slice through the middle and a colorful splash. 

Then came the spray paint… As you can see, the sword can cut cleanly through a can, but when nicked, a can will take flight. Steer clear, these are Krylon missiles!

Best shot of the night! I still have paint on my camera from this one. Dave King with a direct hit. Hey, cover that cup!

Dave’s got good form on this one.

When you play with a sword, you’re bound to get something on your face.

Sometimes you have to just straight chop it down. Matt’s not scared.

It’s official: it’s a bloodbath! See that fire in the background? That, along with some aerosol bombs, helped wake up the neighborhood at 3am.

Gotta love this guy! Beringer rules.

Warning: You and your friends will DIE if you play with swords.